Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
‘Cause they wear their belts on their hats!
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
What is the turkey’s favorite black-tie celebration?
The Butter Ball.
What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?
A turkey sand-witch.
What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are always stuffed.
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Christmas.