New Drugs For Men Created By Women

Scientists beware!

ANIVERSIA: – Triggers memories of birthdays and anniversaries.

SLIMOXIL: – Widens male cornea making wives appear slim.

SPORTOBLIND X: – Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word “sports” on TV.

WORKOCETAMOL: – Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores.

SHOPHOFOBEX: – Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently.

FLIRTONATE-N:– It makes a black covering in the eyes when a girl is passing by.