Honda unveiled “All-new ASIMO”, a new version of their humanoid robot. It can run at 9kph and hop on one or both legs, and more.
Behold, a visualization of the contiguous United States, colored by distance to the nearest domestic McDonald’s!
A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, “Using every applicable thing you’ve learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST.”
So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn’t exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers.
Time goes by, and the day comes when all the students get their final grades … and to the amazement of the class, the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class.
His answer to the question: “What chair?”
We might not be fans of Cheetos flavored lip balm or Paula Deen butter lip balm, but the latest collection from Lip Smacker knows the way to our hearts. The Girl Scout Cookie lip balm collection represents five of our favorite tasty treats: Thin Mints, Trefoils, Chocolate Peanut Butter (Tagalongs), Peanut Butter (Do-si-dos), and Coconut Caramel Stripes (Samoas).
These lip balms taste and smell just as scrumptious as the cookies, and you won’t put on any extra pounds by wearing them-though you may develop a habit of licking your lips. Thankfully they’re hydrating too. Buy them individually or get all five in a set for $5 at Wal-Mart and Claire’s stores. Come 2012 they’ll be available in the liquid lip gloss version too. We can’t wait to enjoy our Trefoils all year round!
Another appalling double standard. When Oscar the dog walks around on his front paws while peeing, it’s cute. When I do it, people call the cops.