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They have no flesh nor feathers,
Nor scales nor bones,
But they have fingers
And thumbs of their own.
Nor scales nor bones,
But they have fingers
And thumbs of their own.
What are they?
A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?”
“No!” the children all answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”
Again the answer was “No!”
“Well”, she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”