Life Before Computers

Before Computers:

An application was for employment.

A program was a TV show.

A cursor used profanity.

A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age.

A CD was a bank account.

And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file.

If you unzipped anything in public You’d be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire.

Hard drive was a long trip on the road.

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

A backup happened to your toilet!

Cut you did with a pocket knife and Paste you did with glue.

A web was a spider’s home.

And a virus was the flue!