Lawrence Eagleburger: Obama’s Playing With Fire, Playing With Dynamite & Doesn’t Learn

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Mar 312010
 

Former Secretary of State Lawrence Eagleburger told Neil Cavuto that Obama is playing with fire and playing with dynamite and doesn’t learn from his mistakes.

Did he call Obama dumb? Why he’s just a racist!

“I’ve never seen anyone who is as amateurish in the conduct of his foreign relations as this president… It’s dumb and it’s what he’s done time and time again. He doesn’t seem to learn…”

“Netanyahu is a tough a guy. The fact of the matter is we’re showing our amateurishness every time we do this. And, this president can’t get it through his head that his actions have consequences outside what he thinks they might be…”

“He’s playing with fire here and he’s playing with dynamite and he doesn’t understand it. And, you’d think with almost two years in office he would understand it but he doesn’t.”

Joke Of The Day

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Mar 312010
 

So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me two shots”

“Sure,” the bartender replies, “do you want them both now or one at a time?”

“Oh, both now,” replies the guy, “one’s for me and one’s for my little friend here” and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket.

The Bartender looks at the little man in amazement and asks, “Can he drink?”

“Sure,” replies the guy and with that the three inch tall man knocks back his whiskey.

“That’s amazing!” replies the bartender. “What else can he do? Can he walk?”

With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, the little man runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up , and jogs back to the guy.

“That really is amazing,” replies the bartender, “Can he talk?”

“Of course,” says the man. Turning towards the little guy, he says, “Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor an asshole…”

Could The Federal Government Require Americans To Purchase GM Cars?

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Mar 302010
 

Representative Michael Burgess correctly states the health care reform bill is unconstitutional for several reasons. Using the Commerce clause makes no sense because not buying a product isn’t commerce.

Hat tip Hot Air

Joke Of The Day: Immigrant Style

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Mar 302010
 

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

“Hey, how much you charge for da hour?” he asks.

“$100,” she replies.

In broken English, he says, “Do you do immigrant style?”

“No” she says.

“I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.”

“No,” she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

“I pay you $300.”

“No,” she says.

“I pay you $400.”

“No,” she says.

So finally he says, “OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style.”

She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?”

So she agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?”

The illegal immigrant replies, ….. “You send bill to Government.”

Sarah Palin: Warning: Subject to New Politically Correct Language Police Censorship

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Mar 292010
 

This is why Barack Hussein Obama and the rest of the Alinsky socialists are absolutely terrified of Sarah!


March Madness battles rage! My family and I join millions of Americans enjoying college basketball’s finest through March Madness. Underdogs always get my vote as we watch intense competition bring out the best in these accomplished teams.

The Final Four is an intense, contested series (kind of like a heated, competitive primary election), so best of luck to all teams, and watch for this principle lived out: the team that wins is the team that wants it more.

To the teams that desire making it this far next year: Gear up! In the battle, set your sights on next season’s targets! From the shot across the bow – the first second’s tip-off – your leaders will be in the enemy’s crosshairs, so you must execute strong defensive tactics. You won’t win only playing defense, so get on offense! The crossfire is intense, so penetrate through enemy territory by bombing through the press, and use your strong weapons – your Big Guns – to drive to the hole. Shoot with accuracy; aim high and remember it takes blood, sweat and tears to win.

Focus on the goal and fight for it. If the gate is closed, go over the fence. If the fence is too high, pole vault in. If that doesn’t work, parachute in. If the other side tries to push back, your attitude should be “go for it.” Get in their faces and argue with them. (Sound familiar?!) Every possession is a battle; you’ll only win the war if you’ve picked your battles wisely. No matter how tough it gets, never retreat, instead RELOAD!

– Sarah Palin

Source…


What do people fear most?

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Mar 292010
 

Two magazines, Country Living (95.99% white readership) and Ebony/Jet (99.99% black readership) did surveys on….

“WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?” The results were quite interesting, to say the least…

Country Living magazine’s top three answers were:
1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S
2. Child/spouse dying
3. Terminal illness

Ebony/Jet magazine’s top three answers were:
1. Ghosts
2. Dogs
3. Registered mail

No Kidding… And these are the people who put Obama over the top; what would you expect?

AND TO GO ALONG WITH ALL OF THIS, I’LL SHARE TWO QUOTES; ONE PITIFUL AND ONE GREAT!

My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you’ll join with me, as we try to change it.” ~ Barack Obama

”Life’s tough……it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.” ~ John Wayne

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Mar 292010
 

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’

‘Just water,’ says the priest.

The trooper says, ‘Then why do I smell wine?’

The priest looks at the bottle and says, ‘Good Lord! He’s done it again!’

Joke Of The Day: The Toast

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Mar 282010
 

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.”

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?” John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”

“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only
be in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”