Glenn Beck’s Interview With Lord Monckton and John Bolton

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Oct 312009
 

For anyone that hasn’t seen it; Glenn Beck sits down for a full hour with Lord Christopher Monckton and Former UN Ambassador John Bolton to discuss what the Global Climate Treaty means for America and why it should concern you.

There are five parts, but you can access them all from the same video.

Previously:
Evaluation: Is Obama Poised to Cede US Sovereignty?

Joke Of The Day: Halloween Jokes

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Oct 312009
 

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite…

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite…

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray…

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck…

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…

Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with…

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries…

What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball…

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving…

What would a monster’s psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein…

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer…

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves…

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends…

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts…

What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel…

What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane…

What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
Bloodhounds…

What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime…

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich…

What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A trombone…

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets…

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath…

What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure…

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation…

Sarah Palin: Boehner’s Health Care Address Is A Game Changer

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Oct 312009
 

Sarah Palin is urging everyone to tune into the weekly GOP national address. She says it will be a game changer.

God Bless Sarah Palin… She is one of US!


Mark my words – tomorrow is the game changer! Tune in to hear common sense solutions that bury the false accusations that conscientious members of Congress have no solutions to meet America’s health care challenges.

If you’re like me, shaking your head wondering why all the miscommunication between Washington and the American people who have been saying, “Please hear what we’re saying about our desire for health care reform,” then tomorrow will be a refreshing time of clarity for all.

All Americans, and especially colleagues of House Republican Leader John Boehner: please listen to tomorrow’s weekly GOP national address. Rep. Boehner will highlight a common sense alternative to Speaker Pelosi’s 1,990-page government takeover of health care. I urge you to watch for it. For a preview, go to: http://HealthCare.GOP.gov

You’ll hear solutions. You’ll hear of real choices based on America’s proven free-market principles. You’ll know once and for all what the GOP and Independents have been saying all along about alternatives to another big government take over. After tomorrow, you’ll know that accusations against the GOP and Independents for not providing solutions are false. Those claims are bogus. There are alternatives. Tune in to Rep. Boehner’s address tomorrow to hear them.

I look forward to the game changer!

– Sarah Palin

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Michelle Bachman on Pelosi Health Care Bill: “This Is the Crown Jewel of Socialism”

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Oct 312009
 

Rep. Michelle Bachman is calling all Americans to join her on the steps of the Capital Building in Washington DC on Thursday November 5th to stop “The Crown Jewel of Socialism” – the Democrat’s bill to take over the healthcare industry.

Bachman joined Hannity on October 30 to discuss this massive power grab.

May God help us all!

Charles Krauthammer: The Three Envelopes

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Oct 302009
 

Nail meet head!


Old Soviet joke:

Moscow, 1953. Stalin calls in Khrushchev.

“Niki, I’m dying. Don’t have much to leave you. Just three envelopes. Open them, one at a time, when you get into big trouble.”

A few years later, first crisis. Khrushchev opens envelope 1: “Blame everything on me. Uncle Joe.”

A few years later, a really big crisis. Opens envelope 2: “Blame everything on me. Again. Good luck, Uncle Joe.”

Third crisis. Opens envelope 3: “Prepare three envelopes.”

In the Barack Obama version, there are 50 or so such blame-Bush free passes before the gig is up. By my calculation, Obama has already burned through a good 49. Is there anything he hasn’t blamed George W. Bush for? The economy, global warming, the credit crisis, Middle East stalemate, the deficit, anti-Americanism abroad — everything but swine flu.

It’s as if Obama’s presidency hasn’t really started. He’s still taking inventory of the Bush years. Just this Monday, he referred to “long years of drift” in Afghanistan in order to, I suppose, explain away his own, well, yearlong drift on Afghanistan.

This compulsion to attack his predecessor is as stale as it is unseemly. Obama was elected a year ago. He became commander in chief two months later. He then solemnly announced his own “comprehensive new strategy” for Afghanistan seven months ago. And it was not an off-the-cuff decision. “My administration has heard from our military commanders, as well as our diplomats,” the president assured us. “We’ve consulted with the Afghan and Pakistani governments, with our partners and our NATO allies, and with other donors and international organizations” and “with members of Congress. “

Obama is obviously unhappy with the path he himself chose in March. Fine. He has every right — indeed duty — to reconsider. But what Obama is reacting to is the failure of his own strategy.

There is nothing new here. The history of both the Afghanistan and Iraq wars is a considered readjustment of policies that have failed. In each war, quick initial low-casualty campaigns toppled enemy governments. In the subsequent occupation stage, two policy choices presented themselves: the light or heavy “footprint.”

In both Iraq and Afghanistan, we initially chose the light footprint. For obvious reasons: less risk and fewer losses for our troops, while reducing the intrusiveness of the occupation and thus the chances of creating an anti-foreigner backlash that would fan an insurgency.

This was the considered judgment of our commanders at the time, most especially Centcom commander (2003-2007) Gen. John Abizaid. And Abizaid was no stranger to the territory. He speaks Arabic and is a scholar of the region. The overriding idea was that the light footprint would minimize local opposition.

It was a perfectly reasonable assumption, but it proved wrong. The strategy failed. Not just because the enemy proved highly resilient but because the allegiance of the population turned out to hinge far less on resentment of foreign intrusiveness (in fact the locals came to hate the insurgents — al-Qaeda in Iraq, the Taliban in Afghanistan — far more than us) than on physical insecurity, which made them side with the insurgents out of sheer fear.

What they needed, argued Gen. David Petraeus against much Pentagon brass opposition, was population protection, i.e., a heavy footprint.

In Iraq, the heavy footprint — also known as the surge — dramatically reversed the fortunes of war. In Afghanistan, where it took longer for the Taliban to regroup, the failure of the light footprint did not become evident until more recently when an uneasy stalemate began to deteriorate into steady Taliban advances.

That’s where we are now in Afghanistan. The logic of a true counterinsurgency strategy there is that whatever resentment a troop surge might occasion pales in comparison with the continued demoralization of any potential anti-Taliban elements unless they receive serious and immediate protection from U.S.-NATO forces.

In other words, Obama is facing the same decision on Afghanistan that Bush faced in late 2006 in deciding to surge in Iraq.

In both places, the deterioration of the military situation was not the result of “drift,” but of considered policies that seemed reasonable, cautious and culturally sensitive at the time, but ultimately turned out to be wrong.

Which is evidently what Obama now thinks of the policy choice he made on March 27.

He is to be commended for reconsidering. But it is time he acted like a president and decided. Afghanistan is his. He’s used up his envelopes.

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Rush Limbaugh: Pelosi Is a Liar and Should Go to Jail

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Oct 302009
 

Rush Limbaugh reacted to Namcy Pelosi’s outrageous announcement that her government run health care plan was ‘deficit neutral.”

Rush says this liar should go to jail and that Bernie Madoff is small fry compared to the theft going on in Washington today.

As usual Rush is right on. Lock her and the rest of them up and throw away the key!

Joke Of The Day

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Oct 302009
 

Once upon a time there were two brothers.

One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble.The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life.As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close.

The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer.The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.

One day the evil brother died.

Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away.He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.One day he went to God and asked, “Where is my brother?He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven.”

God replied, “As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere.”

“I’m sorry to hear that”, the good brother replied. “But I do miss him and wish I could see him again.”

“You can see him if you wish”, God said. “I will give you the power to gaze into hell.”

So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.

The good brother turned to God and said, “I can’t believe what I’m seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, hell cannot be that bad.”

God explained. “Things are not always as they seem. The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn’t.”

Butch the Prize Winner

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Oct 292009
 

John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John’s favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

To John’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring.

He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.

Oct 292009
 

This is by far the best explanation of the Muslim terrorist situation I have ever read. His reference to past history is accurate and clear. Not long, easy to understand, and well worth the read. The author of this email is Dr. Emanuel Tanay, a well known and well respected psychiatrist.

Pass it on!

A German’s View on Islam

A man, whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II, owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude toward fanaticism. “Very few people were true Nazis,” he said, “but many enjoyed the return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories.”

We are told again and again by ‘experts’ and ‘talking heads’ that Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims just want to live in peace. Although this unqualified assertion may be true, it is entirely irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff, meant to make us feel better, and meant to somehow diminish the spectra of fanatics rampaging across the globe in the name of Islam.

The fact is that the fanatics rule Islam at this moment in history… It is the fanatics who march.. It is the fanatics who wage any one of 50 shooting wars worldwide… It is the fanatics who systematically slaughter Christian or tribal groups throughout Africa and are gradually taking over the entire continent in an Islamic wave… It is the fanatics who bomb, behead, murder or honor-kill… It is the fanatics who take over mosque after mosque… It is the fanatics who zealously spread the stoning and hanging of rape victims and homosexuals… It is the fanatics who teach their young to kill and to become suicide bombers.

The hard quantifiable fact is that the peaceful majority, the ‘silent majority,’ is cowed and extraneous. Communist Russia was comprised of Russians who just wanted to live in peace, yet the Russian Communists were responsible for the murder of about 20 million people. The peaceful majority were irrelevant.

China’s huge population was peaceful as well, but Chinese Communists managed to kill a staggering 70 million people. The average Japanese individual prior to World War II was not a war mongering sadist. Yet, Japan murdered and slaughtered its way across South East Asia in an orgy of killing that included the systematic murder of 12 millionChinese civilians; most killed by sword, shovel, and bayonet.

And who can forget Rwanda which collapsed into butchery. Could it not be said that the majority of Rwandans were ‘peace loving’? History lessons are often incredibly simple and blunt, yet for all our powers of reason we often miss the most basic anduncomplicated of points: Peace-loving Muslims have been made irrelevant by their silence. Peace-loving Muslims willbecome our enemy if they don’t speak up, because like my friend from Germany, they will awaken one day andfind that the fanatics own them, and the end of their world will have begun.

Peace-loving Germans, Japanese, Chinese, Russians, Rwandans, Serbs, Afghans, Iraqis, Palestinians, Somalis,Nigerians, Algerians and many others have died because the peaceful majority did not speak up until it was too late. As for us who watch it all unfold, we must pay attention to the only group that counts; the fanatics who threaten our way of life.

Lastly, anyone who doubts that the issue is serious and just deletes this email without sending it on is contributing to the passiveness that allows the problems to expand. So, extend yourself a bit and send this on and on and on! Let us hope that thousands, world wide, read this and think about it, and send it on before it’s too late.

Emanuel Tanay, M.D.
2980 Provincial St. Ann Arbor, MI 48104
734-997-0256

Joke Of The Day

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Oct 292009
 

A duck walked into a hardware store and asked the man behind the counter, “Do you have any gwapes?”

The man replied, “Uh…no.” The duck turned around and left.

The next day the same duck came back and asked the same man, “Do you have any gwapes?”

The man, getting quickly irritated, said, “No, we do not have any grapes! And, if you come in here one more time and ask for grapes, I’m gonna staple your feet to the floor!”

The duck quickly waddled out of the store. The next day the duck came back and stepped up to the same man and asked, “Do you have any staples?”

The man shouted, “No!”

Then the duck said, “Do you have any gwapes?”

Halloween Groaners

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Oct 282009
 

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers.

What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.

What kind of mistakes do spooks make? Boo-boos.

What kind of cereal do monsters eat? Ghost Toasties.

What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween? Twick or tweet.

Where do spooks water ski? Lake Erie.

Where do ghosts mail their letters? The Ghost Office.

What’s a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The roller ghoster.

How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern? With a pumpkin patch.

When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone.

Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

What do goblins mail while on vacation? Ghostcards.

What’s a ghost’s favorite party game? Hide and go shriek.

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? Boo-ties.

What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? You look boo-tiful tonite.

What is a ghosts favorite article of clothing? Boo jeans.

What does a ghost put on his cereal? Boonanas and booberries.

Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.

What is a monster’s favorite snack? Ghoul Scout Cookies.

What did the skeleton say while riding his motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild.

Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist. Because he likes to draw blood.

What is a vampire’s favorite candy? A red sucker.

What do ghosts put in their coffee? Scream and sugar.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spookgetti.

Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Why was the ghost such a messy eater? Because he was always goblin his food.

What tops off a ghosts ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.

What’s a mummies favorite type of music? Wrap.

What song do vampires hate? You Are My Sunshine.

What type of monster really loves dance music? The Boogieman.

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? Someplace he can boo-gie.

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal event? A boo-tie.

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? He didn’t have a haunting license.

Where did the goblin throw the football? Over the ghoul line.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? A toasty ghostie.

What kind of makeup do goblins wear? Mas-scare-a.

Which building do vampires hang out at in New York? The Vampire State Building.

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? A sour puss.

Which instrument do skeletons play? The trom-bone.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.

How do you know vampires like baseball? Every night they turn into bats.

What is it like to be kissed by a vampire? A real pain in the neck.

Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin.

What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.

What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.

Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to relax and unwind.

Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos, of course.

What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound.

Why did the vampire quit the baseball team? They would only let him be the bat boy.