Unaware or Lying?

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Sep 302009
 

Barack Obama, through his spokesman, claimed that he was unaware of the tax day tea parties. Granted, the MSM has done a good job in suppressing any sort of coverage ahead of time (and the little coverage they did provide was derisive at best)… but how out of touch is the Community Organizer in Chief, really?

This much.

– He was unaware that he was attending a church (for 20 years) with a racist pastor who hates America.

– He was unaware that he was family friends with, and started his political career in the living room of, a domestic terrorist.

– He was unaware that he had invested in two speculative companies backed by some of his top donors right after taking office in 2005.

– He was unaware that his own aunt was living in the US illegally.

– He was unaware that his own brother lives on pennies a day in a hut in Kenya.

– He was unaware of the AIG bonuses that he and his administration approved and signed into a bill.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of COmmerce was under investigation in a bribery scandal.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Health and Human Services was a tax cheat.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of the Treasury was a tax cheat.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be the U.S. Trade Representative was a tax cheat.

– He was unaware that the woman he nominated to be his Chief Performance Officer was a tax cheat.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be #2 at the Environmental Protection Agency was under investigation for mismanaging $25 million in EPA grants.

For the love of God, there are people in comas that are more aware of world affairs than this guy.

What’s the Difference Between a Conservative and a Liberal?

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Sep 302009
 

People often wonder what is the difference between a Conservative and a Liberal. The simple fact of the matter is that the major difference is that Conservatives wonder first what it is they are responsible for while Liberals wonder first what everyone else should be doing for them.

Here are some brief rules of thumb:

• If a Conservative sees a U.S.flag, his heart swells with pride.
• If a Liberal sees a U.S. flag, he feels shame.

• If a Conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy them.
• If a Liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one else should have one either.

• If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he won’t eat meat.
• If a Liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

• If a Conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat it.
• If a Liberal see an enemy he wonders what he can do to appease him.

• If a Conservative is homosexual, he’ll quietly enjoy his life.
• If a Liberal is homosexual, he’ll demand everyone get involved in his bedroom activities.

• If a successful Conservative is black or Hispanic, he’ll see himself as having succeeded on his own merits.
• Successful Liberal minorities still claim “racism” and want government to give them even more.

• If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to work to better his situation.
• A Liberal wants someone else to take care of him.

• If a Conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
• If a Liberal doesn’t like a radio show, he demands that the station be shut down or censored.

• If a Conservative is a non-believer, he just doesn’t go to church.
• Non-believing Liberals demand that everyone cease believing and demands churches be censored.

• If a Conservative needs health care, he shops for it, or chooses a job that provides it.
• Liberals demand that everyone else provide him with health care for free.

• If a Conservative sees a law, he thinks long and hard before suggesting a change.
• If a Liberal sees a law he assumes it is just a suggestion and does what he wants anyway.

• Conservatives feel there is a right and wrong.
• Liberals feel that nothing is really wrong… unless it is believed by a conservative.

• Conservatives believe in freedom, responsibility, tradition, and self-reliance.
• Liberals believe in license, government restrictions, upending tradition, and collectives.

Joke Of The Day

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Sep 302009
 

Dr. Timothy McCarthy while receiving a medical award for creativity reported his findings to the Fellows of Plastic Surgery concluding with this case study:

“Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman’s hair and the horse’s ass. I was able to put them together and now she’s Speaker of the House “.

 

 

Sarkozy Says Obama Is Very Naive and Very Egotiscal

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Sep 302009
 

Jack Kelly from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette told Greta Van Susteren that French President Nicolas Sarkozy sees Obama as very naive and egotistical. Sarkozy is worried about the Western world with such a flawed and weak President leading America.

In all of my wildest dreams, I never once thought I’d admire a French President until now.

We are truly living in Bizarro World!

U.S. Commander in Afghanistan Talked with Obama Once in 70 days

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Sep 292009
 

Obama has given over 120 media interviews in 8 months, plays golf almost every weekend, is spending 2 days in Denmark to lobby for 2016 Olympics – but has only talked to Gen. McChrystal, the commander in Afghanistan 1 time in 70 days.

Wake up America! We have a Trojan Horse in the White House!


The military general credited with capturing Saddam Hussein and killing the leader of al Qaeda in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, says he has spoken with President Obama only once since taking command in Afghanistan.

“I’ve talked to the president, since I’ve been here, once on a VTC ,” Gen. Stanley McChrystal told CBS reporter David Martin in a television interview that aired Sunday.

“You’ve talked to him once in 70 days?” Mr. Martin followed up.

“That is correct,” the general replied.

This revelation comes amid the explosive publication of a classified report written by the general that said the war in Afghanistan “will likely result in failure” if more troops are not added next year. Yet, the debate over health care reform continues to dominate Washington’s political discussions.

On Monday, the White House announced President Obama would travel to Denmark to lobby the International Olympic Committee to select his hometown of Chicago for the 2016 summer games.

Former U.S. Ambassador for the United Nations John R. Bolton said the lack of communication with the general was indicative of Mr. Obama’s misplaced priorities.

“I think it’s very clear, and has been during last year’s campaign and in the eight months the president has been in office, that he just doesn’t regard foreign policy and national security as important as domestic issues, like reforming the health care system,” Mr. Bolton told the hosts of The Washington Times’ “America’s Morning News” on Monday.

He went on: “If you think there are no threats, then it’s not illogical to pay no attention to the rest of the world. The problem is in his [Obama’s] basic reading of the international environment where we do continue to face massive threats from international terrorists and the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction, among others.”

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A Cowboy Meets an Indian

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Sep 292009
 

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Oklahoma Hills.

Cowboy: “Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?”

Indian: “Dog no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “Doin’ all right.”
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?” (pointing at the Indian)

Dog: “Yep.”
Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Indian: “Horse no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: “Is this your owner?” (pointing to the Indian)
Horse: “Yep.”
Cowboy: “How´s he treating you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to, to
protect me from the weather.”
Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

Indian: “Sheep lie.”

G.I. Joe & Lillie – The Oak Ridge Boys

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Sep 292009
 

Only after you watch the whole video will you be able to understand what a great performance you just saw.

The Book: G.I. Joe & Lillie: Remembering a Life of Love and Loyalty

The “audio” CD is available off The Oak Ridge Boys Album – Colors

Andy Williams: Barack Obama “Wants the Country to Fail”

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Sep 292009
 


Andy Williams is right. He must be a racist.


Williams, a lifelong Republican whose hits include Moon River and Music To Watch Girls By, told the Radio Times he thought Mr Obama wanted to turn the US into a “socialist country”.

The 81-year-old was a friend of the Kennedy family during the 1960s and was present at the Los Angeles rally where Robert F Kennedy was assassinated in 1968.

“I was very close to Bobby and he asked me to be a delegate for him when he ran for president,” he said.

“He knew about me being a Republican, but just laughed and said, ‘Sign yourself in as a Democrat and then change back afterwards’. Sadly, I never got to do that.

“I was very close to Teddy Kennedy, too, and his death recently brought it all back. What a tragedy. Had he lived, I think Bobby would have been a great president.”

But Williams had a less favourable opinion of the current president.

“Don’t like him at all,” he said, “I think he wants to create a socialist country. The people he associates with are very Left-wing. One is registered as a Communist.

“Obama is following Marxist theory. He’s taken over the banks and the car industry. He wants the country to fail.”

Politicians, media personalities and conservative activists have accused the US president of espousing socialist ideas.

Earlier this month, Jim Greer, the chairman of the Republican Party in Florida, said he was “absolutely appalled that taxpayer dollars are being used to spread President Obama’s socialist ideology”, after the US leader appeared in a televised address to be shown in classrooms around the country.

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Joke Of The Day

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Sep 292009
 

A young man just received his driving license . He asks his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.

“I’ll make a deal with you,” said his father. “You bring up your grades, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we’ll talk.”

No less than a month later, the boy comes back and asks his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

“Son, I’m really proud of you. You’ve brought your grades up and you’ve studied your Bible, but you haven’t gotten your hair cut!”

“You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.”

“Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!”

Yo Mama Is So Fat

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Sep 282009
 

Yo Mama is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo Mama is so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo Mama is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo Mama is so fat were in her right now

Yo Mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo Mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo Mama is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

Yo Mama is so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo Mama is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo Mama is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo Mama is so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo Mama is so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

Yo Mama is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo Mama is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo Mama is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo Mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo Mama is so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo Mama is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo Mama is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo Mama is so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

Yo Mama is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo Mama is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

Yo Mama is so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Yo Mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo Mama is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo Mama is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

Yo Mama is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo Mama is so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo Mama is so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo Mama is so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!

Yo Mama is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo Mama is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo Mama is so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

Yo Mama is so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo Mama is so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo Mama is so fat her legs is like spoiled milk – white & chunky!

Yo Mama is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo Mama is so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo Mama is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo Mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington’s nose.

Yo Mama is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo Mama is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo Mama is so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo Mama is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo Mama is so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo Mama is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo Mama is so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

Yo Mama is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo Mama is so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo Mama is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo Mama is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo Mama is so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo Mama is so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo Mama is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo Mama is so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!

Yo Mama is so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo Mama is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo Mama is so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo Mama is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo Mama is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say “Taxi!”

Yo Mama is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo Mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo Mama is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo Mama is so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo Mama is so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo Mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo Mama is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo Mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo Mama is so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Yo Mama is so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo Mama is so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo Mama is so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo Mama is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo Mama is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo Mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo Mama is so fat she influences the tides.

Yo Mama is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo Mama is so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo Mama is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo Mama is so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo Mama is so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

Yo Mama is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo Mama is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn’t cover her

Yo Mama is so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo Mama is so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo Mama is so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo Mama is so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo Mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo Mama is so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo Mama is so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo Mama is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo Mama is so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo Mama is so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo Mama is so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo Mama is so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo Mama is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo Mama is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo Mama is so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo Mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo Mama is so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo Mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.

Yo Mama is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo Mama is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo Mama is so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..

Yo Mama is so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo Mama is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo Mama is so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo Mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo Mama is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo Mama is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

Yo Mama is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo Mama is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo Mama is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.



66% Of Americans Voters Are Angry at Government Policies

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Sep 282009
 

Listen up all you crooks in Washington! Your days are numbered!


Sixty-six percent (66%) of voters nationwide say they’re at least somewhat angry about the current policies of the federal government. That figure includes 36% who are Very Angry.

The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that only 30% are not angry about the government’s policies, including 10% who are Not at All Angry.

Adding to the voter frustration is the fact that 60% believe neither Republican nor Democratic political leaders have an understanding of what is needed today.

Among those who are Very Angry about government policies, 80% say that neither political party’s leaders have the answers.

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