Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic : Cost – $29.99
Clinton : Cost – $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic : The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic : Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic : In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill.
Titanic : During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.
Titanic : Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let’s not go there.
Titanic : Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica’ s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic : Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.
Titanic : Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.
Titanic : Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing.
