Liveleak Removes Anti-Terror Short Film “FITNA”

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Mar 312008
 

Liveleak.com has removed the anti-terror short film “Fitna” from its site due to threats they claim to have received.

The film portrays radical Islam for what it is; a violent cult of death that threatens modern civilization and all that don’t follow its satanic lunacy.

Here is the official statement from Liveleak on the removal of “Fitna”.

Following threats to our staff of a very serious nature, and some ill informed reports from certain corners of the British media that could directly affect the safety of staff members, Liveleak has been left with no other choice but to remove Fitna from our servers.

This is a sad day for freedom of speech on the net but we have to place the safety and well being of our staff above all else. We would like to thank the thousands of people from all backgrounds and religions, who gave us their support. They realised Liveleak.com is a vehicle for many opinions and not just for the support of one.

Perhaps there is still hope that this situation may produce a discussion that could benefit and educate all of us as to how we can accept one another’s culture.
We stood for what we believed in, the ability to be heard, but in the end the price was too high.

LiveLeak.com

Remember, Islam is a Religion of Peace, and they will murder anyone who says there’re not!

Here is the video and a list of working links in case it gets pulled. Spread the word for the sake of future generations.

On the Internet:
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v6533621XmPsXR86?c=islam-critical-documentation
http://www.themoviefitna.com/?p=52
http://www.viddler.com/bran8464/videos/9/
http://www.ajm.ch/wordpress/?p=1028
http://www.fok.nl/mirror/fitna.html
http://www.bivouac-id.com/2008/03/28/exclusif-bivouac-id-fitna-en-francais/
http://www.unitedamericancommittee.org/

Torrents:
http://www.sumotorrent.com/search/fitna.html

Joke Of The Day

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Mar 302008
 

“Herman and the Army”

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North
Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued
him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber
sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman
a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist
yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock
strap.

The Army has been looking for Herman for
51 years.

Agenda Leaked For The 2008 Democratic National Convention

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Mar 302008
 

An unnamed high ranking source from inside the DNC has leaked the agenda of the 2008 Democratic National Convention to us here at Evaluation.

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:35 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding– Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Mumia Rally. Ed Asner- Mike Farrell.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender- Former French President Jacques Chirac.

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.

9:30 P.M Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 P.M. How Bush and Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers– Howard Dean.

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals– John Kerry.

11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

200 Billion Barrels Of Oil That Could Make The U.S. Energy Independent

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Mar 292008
 


If this is true, try and force me to put corn in my gas tank. Next Energy News is reporting of a massive oil field in the Bakken Formation Reserve of North Dakota, South Dakota and Montana. Estimates range from 100 billion to 500 billion barrels of oil. That could produce enough oil to make us energy independent for decades.

Massive Oil Deposit Could Increase US reserves by 10x


America is sitting on top of a super massive 200 billion barrel Oil Field that could potentially make America Energy Independent and until now has largely gone unnoticed. Thanks to new technology the Bakken Formation in North Dakota could boost America’s Oil reserves by an incredible 10 times, giving western economies the trump card against OPEC’s short squeeze on oil supply and making Iranian and Venezuelan threats of disrupted supply irrelevant.

In the next 30 days the USGS (U.S. Geological Survey) will release a new report giving an accurate resource assessment of the Bakken Oil Formation that covers North Dakota and portions of South Dakota and Montana. With new horizontal drilling technology it is believed that from 175 to 500 billion barrels of recoverable oil are held in this 200,000 square mile reserve that was initially discovered in 1951. The USGS did an initial study back in 1999 that estimated 400 billion recoverable barrels were present but with prices bottoming out at $10 a barrel back then the report was dismissed because of the higher cost of horizontal drilling techniques that would be needed, estimated at $20-$40 a barrel.

It was not until 2007, when EOG Resources of Texas started a frenzy when they drilled a single well in Parshal N.D. that is expected to yield 700,000 barrels of oil that real excitement and money started to flow in North Dakota. Marathon Oil is investing $1.5 billion and drilling 300 new wells in what is expected to be one of the greatest booms in Oil discovery since Oil was discovered in Saudi Arabia in 1938.

The US imported about 14 million barrels of Oil per day in 2007 , which means US consumers sent about $340 Billion Dollars over seas building palaces in Dubai and propping up unfriendly regimes around the World, if 200 billion barrels of oil at $90 a barrel are recovered in the high plains the added wealth to the US economy would be $18 Trillion Dollars which would go a long way in stabilizing the US trade deficit and could cut the cost of oil in half in the long run.


Taking Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos” To a New Level

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Mar 282008
 

In case you haven’t heard by now, Rush Limbaugh has launched a Para-military style public campaign in an effort to affect the outcome of the Democratic Party primary.

Rush has urged his listeners to legally switch party affiliations to participate in “Operation Chaos”, designed to get his listeners to vote for Hillary Clinton which serves two purposes. First, it keeps Hillary Clinton in the race or winning in future primaries and second keeps the Democratic Party involved in what can only be described as political chaos.

Well Bruce Walker has raised an interesting question in his latest article that, if it ever happened, would cause total chaos and possibly destroy the party whose symbol is a Jackass.

Why Don’t We All Become Democrats


Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos” raises an interesting question. The Left has occupied the Democrat Party, which has purchased the souls of large groups of Americans – blacks, Hispanics, feminists – and yet the word “liberal” is passionately rejected by all Democrats. The political parties have been democratized completely: no one can keep anyone from participating completely in the Republican or Democrat parties.

This raises an interesting theoretical question: Why don’t we all simply become Democrats? The Left has smeared the Republican Party with racism so much that any Republican candidate automatically starts with ten percent of the popular vote against him. Add to the black vote a significant share of the Hispanic and Asian vote, which also has been indoctrinated into believing that Republicans are evil, and the natural electoral advantage of just have “Democrat” in front of your name is worth anywhere from fifteen percent to twenty percent of the national vote. It is amazing that Republicans ever win.

If all Republicans became Democrats, then the stigma of being a “Republican” would go away. That would mean that the electoral battles would become primary battles – and not just in the presidential race. Senators, governors, congressmen and state legislators are chosen by primaries. If the whole American electorate were within a single political party, then primaries would be extremely competitive.

The problem for current Democrats in this situation is that Americans overwhelmingly consider themselves to be conservatives, not liberals. This is why no Democrat, even Obama, calls himself a “liberal.” That would mean that conservatives, as Democrats, could advocate conservative policies without fear. No Democrat is going to say “I am a liberal Democrat and my primary opponent is a conservative Democrat” – at least not in the vast majority of the states.

Conservative Democrats who were also religious could have an enormous edge in winning the black and Hispanic vote in Democrat primaries as well. So, two constituencies which have traditionally been alienated from Republicans and conservatives could find common cause with both if the Republicans became, magically, Democrats and if the social conservative principles of these two strongly religious minorities were joined with the conservative “Democrat” candidate.

Moreover, there conservative “Democrats” could run well against snooty white elites like Clinton, Kerry, Kennedy and Dean, who have nothing in common with ordinary Americans except the fact that they are Democrats, and so are presumed to be the friend of the working man or woman. Imagine, for example, how a charismatic conservative like Michael Steele or J.C. Watts could do if running as Democrats against elitist Leftists like Clinton or Kerry.

These sorts of Democrats have proven enormously popular. Zell Miller, for example, is probably the most popular politician in Georgia. Joe Lieberman, although not exactly a conservative, was nevertheless able to win re-election as an “independent Democrat” even after he lost the Democrat primary.

The whole nature of Congress would change as well. If the Democrat caucuses had conservative majorities, then all the leadership positions would be held by conservatives as well. The committee chairmen, the Speakership and all the other coveted positions would be held by conservatives, albeit Democrats. The same would be true for the national party organization. The DNC would start espousing conservative principles. The battles over ideology and policies would all be fought within the Democrat Party and there would be no “Republicans” to blame at all in those battles. What would Leftists do? How could they fight a real battle on policies, when so few people agree with their policies?

Another consequence would be that the rump Republican Party would survive, and that anytime the Left took over the Democrat Party for one election cycle, the Republican Party could have a miraculous rebirth and all the conservative Democrats could switch and vote Republican.

Republicans are a scapegoat for the failures of Democrat policies; they have been for many decades. Perhaps the best way to defang this toxin in politics is for the good guys to take over the Democrat Party and leave the Democrats with the Green Party or the Liberal Party or the Communist Party as their vehicle for political expression. As Operation Chaos succeeds, it is something worth thinking about.


Judge Sentences Three Hispanic Men to Learn English Or Go To Jail

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Mar 272008
 

Finally, someone in the courthouse with a little common sense. I think its a GREAT sentence. They are resident aliens which means they chose to come here knowing this is America and we speak english here. If they dont want to learn it they are more than welcome to go back to where they came from and speak their language.

Throw the Book at ‘Em: Judge Sentences Three Men to Learn English or Go to Jail


A judge known for creative sentencing has ordered three Spanish-speaking men to learn English or go to jail.

The men, who faced prison for criminal conspiracy to commit robbery, can remain on parole if they learn to read and write English, earn their GEDs and get full-time jobs, Luzerne County Judge Peter Paul Olszewski Jr. said.

The men, Luis Reyes, Ricardo Dominguez and Rafael Guzman-Mateo, plus a fourth defendant, Kelvin Reyes-Rosario, all needed translators when they pleaded guilty Tuesday.

“Do you think we are going to supply you with a translator all of your life?” the judge asked them.

The four, ranging in age from 17 to 22, were in a group that police said accosted two men on a street in May. The two said they were asked if they had marijuana, told to empty their pockets, struck on the head, threatened with a gun and told to stay off the block.

Attorneys for the men said they were studying the legality of the ruling and had not decided whether to appeal. One of the attorneys, Ferris Webby, suggested that the ruling was good for his client, Guzman-Mateo.

“My client is happy,” Webby said. “I think it’s going to help him.”

The judge sentenced the four men to jail terms of four to 24 months. But he gave the three men, who already had served at least four months, immediate parole. Reyes-Rosario remains imprisoned on an unrelated drug charge.

Olszewski ordered the three to return with their parole officers in a year and take an English test. “If they don’t pass, they’re going in for the 24 (months),” he said.

Olszewski is known for outside-the-box sentencing.

He has ordered young defendants who are school dropouts to finish school. He often orders defendants to get full-time employment. But he also has his staff coordinate with an employment agency to help them find the jobs.


Oregon Firefighters Are Losing Their Jobs for NOT Speaking Spanish

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Mar 272008
 

Instead of laying off or demoting supervisors and crew bosses because they don’t speak Spanish, why not require that the crew members learn English? Can you imagine moving to Mexico, taking a job as a firefighter and then having your boss demoted or fired because he didn’t speak English?

This is the U.S. and we speak English here! If you’re going to come to this country to live or work, you should respect our country enough to learn the language!

Gunnery Sgt Michael Burghardt Teaches The Insurgents Marine Sign Language

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Mar 272008
 

This story is a few years old but is inspirational all the same. It really epitomizes the never say die attitude of our troops. Of course it was never reported as it should have been by the “Main Stream Media”.

The best part of this, it checks out as true on Snopes.com.


Leading the fight is Gunnery Sgt Michael Burghardt, known as “Iron Mike” or just “Gunny”. He is on his third tour in Iraq. He had become a legend in the bomb disposal world after winning the Bronze S tar for disabling 64 IEDs and destroying 1,548 pieces of ordnance during his second tour. Then, on September 19, he got blown up. He had arrived at a chaotic scene after a bomb had killed four US soldiers. He chose not to wear the bulky bomb protection suit. “You can’t react to any sniper fire and you get tunnel-vision,” he explains. So, protected by just a helmet and = standard-issue flak jacket, he began what bomb disposal officers term “the longest walk”, stepping gingerly into a 5ft deep and 8ft wide crater.
The earth shifted slightly and he saw a Senao base station with a wire leading from it. He cut the wire and used his 7in knife t o probe the ground. “I found a piece of red detonating cord between my legs,” he says. “That’s when I knew I was screwed.”

Realizing he had been sucked into a trap, Sgt Burghardt, 35, yelled at everyone to stay back. At that moment, an insurgent, probably watching through binoculars, pressed a button on his mobile phone to detonate the secondary device below the sergeant’s feet. “A chill went up the back of my neck and then the bomb exploded,” he recalls. “As I was in the air I remember thinking, ‘I don’t believe they got me.’ I was just ticked off they were able to do it. Then I was lying on the road, not able to feel anything from the waist down.”

His colleagues cut off his trousers to see how badly he was hurt. None could believe his legs were still there. “My dad’s a Vietnam vet who’s paralyzed from the waist down,” says Sgt Burghardt. “I was lying there thinking I didn’t want to be in a wheelchair next to my dad and for him to see me like that. They started to cut away my pants and I felt a real sharp pain and blood trickling down. Then I wiggled my toes and I thought, ‘Good, I’m in business.’ “As a stretcher was brought over, adrenaline and anger kicked in. “I decided to walk to the helicopter. I wasn’t going to let my team-mates see me being carried away on a stretcher.” He stood and gave the insurgents who had blown him up a one-fingered salute. “I flipped them one. It was like, ‘OK, I lost that round but I’ll be back next week’.”

Copies of a photograph depicting his defiance, taken by Jeff Bundy for the Omaha World-Herald, adorn the walls of homes across America and that of Col John Gronski, the brigade commander in Ramadi, who has hailed the image as an exemplar of the warrior spirit. Sgt Burghardt’s injuries – burns and wounds to his legs and buttocks – kept him off duty for nearly a month and could have earned him a ticket home. But, like his father – who was awarded a Bronze Star and three Purple Hearts for being wounded in action in Vietnam – he stayed in Ramadi to engage in the battle against insurgents who are forever coming up with more ingenious ways of killing Americans.


God Bless our American Heroes.

Video Of The Day: Superhero Movie Spoofing Tom Cruise

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Mar 272008
 

Superhero Movie opens this weekend and is another parody of superhero movies. The film will be filled with ridicule of all sorts of different pop culture references.

For example, in this parody, Miles Fisher does a jarringly dead-on impersonation of Tom Cruise’s infamous leaked Scientology recruitment video. I have no interest in this movie, but this impersonation is pretty damn funny.


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Hillary Clinton Is The Main Stream Media’s Honorary Republican

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Mar 272008
 

In her latest column, Ann Coulter suggests Hillary Clinton is being “swiftboated” by the “Main Stream Media” on the Bosnia claim.

This is a great column that is right on target. If you’re not a fan of hers, this might make you change your opinion.


Hillary is being “swiftboated”!

She claimed that she came under sniper fire when she visited in Bosnia in 1996, but was contradicted by videotape showing her sauntering off the plane and stopping on the tarmac to listen to a little girl read her a poem.

Similarly, John Kerry’s claim to heroism in Vietnam was contradicted by 264 Swift Boat Veterans who served with him. His claim to having been on a secret mission to Cambodia for President Nixon on Christmas 1968 was contradicted not only by all of his commanders — who said he would have been court-martialed if he had gone anywhere near Cambodia — but also the simple fact that Nixon wasn’t president on Christmas 1968.

In Hillary’s defense, she probably deserves a Purple Heart about as much as Kerry did for his service in Vietnam.

Also, unlike Kerry, Hillary acknowledged her error, telling the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review: “I was sleep-deprived, and I misspoke.” (What if she’s sleep-deprived when she gets that call on the red phone at 3 a.m., imagines a Russian nuclear attack and responds with mutual assured destruction? Oops. “It proves I’m human.”)

The reason no one claims Hillary is being “swiftboated” is that the definition of “swiftboating” is: “producing irrefutable evidence that a Democrat is lying.” And for purposes of her race against matinee idol B. Hussein Obama, Hillary has become the media’s honorary Republican.

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Dramatic Video Of Hillary Clinton’s Landing In Bosnia

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Mar 262008
 

Hillary’s wardrobe malfunction verbal malfunction regarding landing in Bosnia under sniper fire and having to run for cover really requires the willing suspension of disbelief.

Anyway this video may prove she wasn’t lying and should clear things up quite nicely! I guess that depends on what the meaning of the word lying is.

Priscilla Presley Victim Of An Unqualified Plastic Surgeon

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Mar 252008
 

If you have been watching “Dancing with the Stars” like I have like my wife has, you may have noticed that something doesn’t quite look right with Priscilla Presley. Her face is extremely bloated like she has had way too many Botox injections. Well there is news circulating out there that may offer a clue. It seems that her appearance may be the work of an unqualified plastic surgeon. The explanation for her appearance is that Priscilla was treated by Dr. Daniel Serrano who was imprisoned for injecting patients with unsafe forms of silicone.

In my opinion, things like this are to be expected when people mess with Mother Nature.

Priscilla Presley Was a ‘Victim’ of Bogus Doctor


Dancing With the Stars contestant Priscilla Presley is making news for something other than her footwork, acknowledging that she had once fallen victim to an unqualified plastic surgeon identified as Dr. Daniel Serrano.

In a statement released on Tuesday, a rep for the 62-year-old Presley said, “Priscilla Presley was one of many documented victims of Dr. Serrano. An investigation which uncovered his misconduct ultimately lead to his imprisonment. Ms. Presley dealt with this matter years ago and everything is well.”

In November 2004, federal agents arrested Serrano, who was only a nurse in the U.S., and charged him with importing and distributing a drug that was a combination of synthetic collagen and tiny solid beads that was legal in some countries but not approved by the FDA, PEOPLE reported at the time.

“He’s a very charming guy,” Ellen Lavinthal, who sometimes availed herself of Serrano’s services, told PEOPLE in Dec. 2004, “and he had a lot of fabulous endorsements from the women he had been treating.” She added: “He’s very good at taking advantage of women.”

In 2006, Serrano pleaded guilty in federal court in Los Angeles to conspiracy, smuggling and use of unapproved drugs, the Los Angeles Times reported. He was sentenced to 18 months in federal prison.


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Most Stable Nations: Report Says Iraq More Stable Than Afghanistan

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Mar 252008
 

It is interesting that the vast majority of the most stable nations are constitutional monarchies and five of the most unstable countries listed are Islamic.

The bottom ten, surprisingly, do not include Iraq. They are listed as Gaza and the West Bank, Somalia, Sudan, Afghanistan, Ivory Coast, Haiti, Zimbabwe, Chad, the Democratic Republic of Congo and the Central African Republic.

Most stable:

Every country has been given a risk ratin out of 100 for all-round stability

1. Vatican 99

2. Sweden 99

3. Luxembourg 99

4. Monaco 98

5. Gibraltar 98

6. San Marino 98

7. Liechtenstein 97

8. United Kingdom 97

9. The Netherlands 97

10. Irish Republic 97

US: 22nd equal 93

Most unstable

10. Gaza and West Bank 27

9. Somalia 29

8. Sudan 35

7. Afghanistan 36

6. Ivory Coast 36

5. Haiti 38

4. Zimbabwe 38

3. Chad 38

2. Democratic Congo 38

1. Central African Republic 39

Iraq: 10th equal from bottom

Iraq seen as more stable than Afghanistan: report


Iraq has emerged as a more stable country than Afghanistan, thanks to lower violence, the presence of a large U.S.-led international force and high oil prices, according to a report published on Tuesday.

The report by the British-based Jane’s Information Group ranked Afghanistan as the world’s third most-unstable country after the Gaza Strip and West Bank, and Somalia.

By contrast, Iraq was at No. 22 where it appeared among several African countries including Niger, Nigeria, Burundi and Equatorial Guinea.

The report, titled “Jane’s Country Risk Ratings,” was the first of its kind for the publisher and contained no comparison figures. But a June 2007 ranking of failed states by Foreign Policy magazine called Iraq the world’s second-most unstable country with Afghanistan at No. 8.

Meanwhile, the United States failed to rank among the top tier of the world’s most stable countries in the ratings, which measured 235 countries, territories and entities according to two-dozen stability factors.

Vatican City was ranked most stable, followed by Sweden, Luxembourg and Monaco. But Jane’s judged the United States to be only the 22nd most stable country — just below Australia and Portugal — due to international drug trafficking and the proliferation of small arms within U.S. society.

“Iraq is more stable than Afghanistan,” said Christian Le Miere, managing editor of Jane’s Country Risk, which complied the ratings.

He said Iraq has benefiting from several stabilizing factors including the world’s highest number of international troops per capita, an economy buoyed by high oil prices and a sharp decline in violence.

“With the combination of international troops, the government can extend its will to any area under its administration,” he said.

“Compare that to Afghanistan, where the government has less control over its territory, the economy is made up by some estimates about 50 percent from opium and has very little to draw on for resources.”

Afghan violence has grown steadily over the last two years to the highest level since U.S.-led forces ousted Taliban rule after the September 11 attacks on New York and Washington in 2001, despite the presence of 43,000 NATO-led troops.

But in Iraq, violence is down more than 60 percent since last summer when the Bush administration completed its buildup of forces known as “the surge.” There are currently about 160,000 U.S. troops in Iraq.

U.S. officials attribute the drop in violence to several factors including the troop build-up, a cease-fire by anti-U.S. radical Shi’ite cleric Moqtada al Sadr and the emergence of U.S.-allied Sunni tribesmen.

The Bush administration is now in the process of withdrawing five combat brigades from Iraq by July and could draw down more troops later in 2008 after an expected pause.


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Joke Of The Day

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Mar 242008
 

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.

He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what’s in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter.

He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart!

‘Where on earth did you get that?’ says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: ‘Here. Rub it.’

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there’s a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

‘I will grant you one wish.. Just one wish… each person is only allowed one!’

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, ‘I want A million bucks!’

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another.

Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, ‘Y’know, I think your Genie’s’ a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks.’

‘No shit!!’ says the man, ‘do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?’