Survey Concludes Most Europeans Prefer Hillary For President

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Aug 312007

Being all to familiar with leaders who possess no balls, a survey by a Canadian pollster reveals most Europeans prefer Hillary for president.

More than four in 10 French and Germans would like to see Democratic candidate and former first lady Hillary Clinton elected US president in 2008, a survey by a Canadian pollster showed on Wednesday.

The Angus Reid institute also found Clinton to be the preferred candidate of British, Italian and Canadian respondents to its poll, which asked them to choose between eight of the US politicians running for the nomination.

U.N. Found Hiding Some Of Saddam’s WMD

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Aug 312007

Dangerous Iraq chemicals found stored at U.N. in NY.

Was this part of the “Oil for Food” scheme? Inquiring minds want to know.

United Nations officials found vials of dangerous chemicals, which had been removed from Iraq a decade ago, in a U.N. building in New York, but U.N. officials said on Thursday there was no danger.

The FBI was called in to help remove the substances.

The material was phosgene, a chemical warfare agent, U.N. spokeswoman Marie Okabe told a news conference.

The inspections unit said in a statement that the chemicals had been found last Friday.

The Iraqi weapons inspectors came across the material as they were closing their offices, which are housed in a building near the U.N. headquarters in Manhattan, said Ewen Buchanan, a spokesman for the inspectors.

Phosgene was used extensively during World War I as a choking agent, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control.

Harry Reid: Wimp Extraordinaire

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Aug 292007

Is it me or is Harry Reid the ultimate wimp? Every time I hear his wimpy whiny complaining it drives me nuts. His munchkin like voice is evidence of his lack of testosterone. He may be the poster boy for male pussification. But he is not the only sissy sounding liberal. Lets’ not forget Chuckie Schumer. If you ask me, he has way too much estrogen. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Harry Reid Need Not Apply

Hillary’s Political Donations: Something Smells Fishy

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Aug 282007

Today’s Wall Street Journal has an very interesting story about how one of Hillary’s biggest sources of political donations comes from a family of six living in a very little house.

Something smells fishy!

One of the biggest sources of political donations to Hillary Rodham Clinton is a tiny, lime-green bungalow that lies under the flight path from San Francisco International Airport.

Six members of the Paw family, each listing the house at 41 Shelbourne Ave. as their residence, have donated a combined $45,000 to the Democratic senator from New York since 2005, for her presidential campaign, her Senate re-election last year and her political action committee. In all, the six Paws have donated a total of $200,000 to Democratic candidates since 2005, election records show.

It isn’t obvious how the Paw family is able to afford such political largess. Records show they own a gift shop and live in a 1,280-square-foot house that they recently refinanced for $270,000. William Paw, the 64-year-old head of the household, is a mail carrier with the U.S. Postal Service who earns about $49,000 a year, according to a union representative. Alice Paw, also 64, is a homemaker. The couple’s grown children have jobs ranging from account manager at a software company to “attendance liaison” at a local public high school. One is listed on campaign records as an executive at a mutual fund.

A Training Video For Journalists

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Aug 282007

Buy now everyone is familiar with the report that showed an Iraqi woman holding two bullets which she said were fired at her house by American soldiers. Anyone with brains will notice a flaw in the picture… she is actually holding two unfired cartridges.

The Dissident Frogman has put together a required training video for journalists, which he calls: “Like A Suppository, Only Stronger”.

Extreme Blonde Moment

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Aug 272007

Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is? Answer: A fifth of Americans are just like Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina.

Keepon Dancing

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Aug 252007

Time for some weekend entertainment. This video features the robot Keepon dancing to Spoon’s “Don’t You Evah”.

Keepon is a small creature-like robot with a soft rubber skin, two cameras in its eyes, and a microphone in its nose. He has me beat!

Joke Of The Day

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Aug 182007

Team owner Jeffery Lurie had put together the perfect team for the Philadelphia Eagles.

The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and
even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could
ensure a Super Bowl victory.

One night while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan In one corner
of the background, he spotted a young Afghani soldier with a truly incredible

He threw a hand-grenade straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then
he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, and finally hit a passing car
going 80 miles per hour.

“I’ve got to get this guy!” Lurie said to himself “He has the perfect

He brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great game of
football …sure enough the Eagles go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the coach asks him what
he wants, all the young man wants to do is call his mother.

“Mom, “he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl.

“I don’t want to talk to you,” the old Muslim woman says.

“You deserted us. You are not my son.”

“Mother, I don’t think you understand,” pleads the son, “I’ve just won the
greatest sporting event in the world!”

“No! Let me tell you,” his mother retorts, “At this very moment are
gunshots all around us.

The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.

Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to
keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!”

The old lady pauses, then tearfully says, “I will never forgive you for
making us move to Philadelphia!”