Mahmoud is a little early with the Democratic Response!

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Nov 302006
 


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Persian: محمود احمدی نژاد‎ ​, IPA: [mud mouth i’m a jihad]), sent the Democratic response to the State of the Union a little early.

Except for his references to God and the Zionist regime, his message to the American People sounded exactly like the Democrat talking points that we always hear.


You have certainly heard the sad stories of the Guantanamo and Abu-Ghraib prisons. The US administration attempts to justify them through its proclaimed “war on terror.” But every one knows that such behavior, in fact, offends global public opinion, exacerbates resentment and thereby spreads terrorism, and tarnishes the US image and its credibility among nations.

The US administration’s illegal and immoral behavior is not even confined to outside its borders. You are witnessing daily that under the pretext of “the war on terror,” civil liberties in the United States are being increasingly curtailed. Even the privacy of individuals is fast losing its meaning. Judicial due process and fundamental rights are trampled upon. Private phones are tapped, suspects are arbitrarily arrested, sometimes beaten in the streets, or even shot to death.


Was it a final warning… a Calling of Americans to Islam?

Talk to Iran… are they nuts?

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Nov 302006
 

This is a must read by Andrew McCarthy at National Review Online.


This is a war of will. If we lose it, the historians will marvel at how mulishly we resisted understanding the one thing we needed to understand in order to win. The enemy.


Tick Tock!

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Nov 142006
 

Netanyahu: It’s 1938 and Iran is Germany; Ahmadinejad is preparing another Holocaust


LOS ANGELES – Drawing a direct analogy between Iran and Nazi Germany, Likud leader Benjamin Netanyahu asserted Monday that the Iranian nuclear program posed a threat not only to Israel, but to the entire western world. There was “still time,” however, to prevent Tehran from acquiring nuclear weapons, he said.

“It’s 1938 and Iran is Germany. And Iran is racing to arm itself with atomic bombs,” Netanyahu told delegates to the annual United Jewish Communities General Assembly, repeating the line several times, like a chorus, during his address. “Believe him and stop him,” the opposition leader said of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. “This is what we must do. Everything else pales before this.”

While the Iranian president “denies the Holocaust,” Netanyahu said, “he is preparing another Holocaust for the Jewish state.”

Speaking on Army Radio on Tuesday, Netanyahu hinted that Israel possesses the military capabilities necessary for curbing by itself the Iranian nuclear threat, declining to specify what these entail.

The Likud chairman said “I don’t want to analyze the capability required to eliminate [the Iranian] threat, but this capability exists,” when told by host Razi Barkai that Israel lacks the ability to eliminate Tehran’s nuclear program by military means.

“This capability is eroded over time, and if we wait years then obviously this capability would not exist anymore … but right now I disagree with the claim that nothing can be done against Iran,” he added.

When asked if Bush could afford embarking on another “military adventure” after Iraq, Netanyahu said acting on the Iranian nuclear program would not be adventurous but necessary.

“… Israel would certainly be the first stop on Iran’s tour of destruction, but at the planned production rate of 25 nuclear bombs a year … [the arsenal] will be directed against ‘the big Satan,’ the U.S., and the ‘moderate Satan,’ Europe,” Netanyahu said.

“Iran is developing ballistic missiles that would reach America, and now they prepare missiles with an adequate range to cover the whole of Europe,” he added.

“No one cared”
Criticizing the international community in his GA speech for not acting more forcefully in trying to prevent Iran from becoming a nuclear power – “No one cared then and no one seems to care now,” he said, again drawing on the Nazi parallel – Netanyahu warned that Tehran’s nuclear and missile program “goes way beyond the destruction of Israel – it is directed to achieve world-wide range. It’s a global program in the service of a mad ideology.”

Large sections of the international community, he said, also misunderstood the nature of radical Islam and its role in the Mideast conflict. “What happens in Iran affects what happens in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, not the other way round,” he said.

Netanyahu said he believed that Iran could still be stopped from acquiring nuclear weapons. “There is still time. All ways must be considered. We can’t let this thing happen,” he said, but did not outline specific measures he thought should be taken.

Referring to Israel’s preemptive strike in the 1967 War, he did say that stopping Iran required “preemptive leadership. Preemption requires will and vision.”

“Noone will defend the Jews if the Jews don’t defend themselves,” he said to loud applause. “Iran’s nuclear ambitions have to be stopped.”


On the Lighter Side!

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Nov 142006
 

After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.

After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day when an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer’s job.

The bishop was incredulous: ‘You have no arms!’

‘No matter.’ said the man, ‘Observe!’ And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon.

The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo. But suddenly, rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below. The stunned bishop rushed to his side.

When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, ‘Bishop, who was this man?’

‘I don’t know his name,’ the bishop sadly replied, ‘but his face rings a bell.’

The Great Undo Part Three…Energy Independence!

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Nov 142006
 

Bill Allowing More Drilling Along Coasts Appears Dead.


Just a few months ago House Republicans and representatives of the energy industry were poised to rewrite a quarter-century of national energy policy and open the seas off the Atlantic and Pacific coasts to oil and gas drilling, which environmentalists had fervently resisted.

But Tuesday’s Democratic victory in midterm elections has changed the legislative landscape, obliterating the chances that anything close to the aggressive drilling bill passed by the House of Representatives will be enacted for years to come.


Al Qaeda Gets To Set The Agenda

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Nov 082006
 

Now that it’s over and the lunatics will be running the asylum one thing is clear, from now on Al Qaeda gets to set the agenda. There is no doubt that Osama Bin Laden will be releasing a tape to address this victory.

With a win for the Democrats, get ready for a repeal of the Patriot Act, or an attempt at it. The Democrats will move to defund the operations in Iraq by a certain date to force a phased redeployment. This will play right into Bin Laden’s game plan.

Michael Scheuer, a 22-year veteran with the CIA who created and served as the chief of the agency’s Osama bin Laden unit at the Counter Terrorist Center counts this as another victory for Bin Laden.


“If Americans vote for what sounds like sweet reason from the Democrats, bin Laden and company will rejoice. What they will hear is the death knell for any prospect of effective U.S. military resistance to militant Islam. With the Republicans out, the Islamists will be confident that Democrats will deliver the best of both worlds: less emphasis on military force and a rigid maintenance of U.S. foreign policies that are hated with passion and near-unanimity by 1.3 billion Muslims. If Osama approved of music, he would be whistling “Happy Days Are Here Again!”


Shot of the day!

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Nov 032006
 

American women in the year 2007 if the Democrats take control of Congress.

Is Karl Rove writing John Kerry’s jokes?

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Nov 032006
 


From Ann Coulter:


John Kerry is the “botched joke” of American politics. For those of you keeping score at home, John Kerry has now called members of the U.S. military (a) stupid, (b) crazy, (c) murderers, (d) rapists, (e) terrorizers of Iraqi women and children. I wonder what he’ll call them tomorrow. Whatever Karl Rove is paying John Kerry to say stupid things, it’s worth every penny.


These poll numbers just don’t pass the smell test

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Nov 022006
 

I refuse to believe the poll numbers. The Democrats and the “Main Stream Media” have been pushing this propaganda for months and it just doesn’t pass the smell test.

Conservatives are too rational and sophisticated to turn the national security of this country over to a party incapable of safeguarding the American people. Can you imagine the Democrats taking over national security when they are opposed to almost every tool President Bush has tried to use to prosecute the war on terror? They still don’t have a plan for Iraq other than withdrawal or “cut and run”. Why would anyone want to let this linguini spine, weak kneed, French loving, treasonous party make decisions on the security of our great nation?

They don’t have a plan for anything other than attacking President Bush and taking the opposite side on everything that will help this country and the “War on Terror”.

I do not believe conservatives will hand over control to the party of tax and spend. It just doesn’t make sense. The Bush tax cuts have helped the average man and the economy. Why would anyone in their right mind want to roll them back? That’s what will happen if the Democrats take over.

I don’t believe conservatives will give the Democrats control of immigration issues. Let’s not forget that this is the party of wide-open borders and amnesty.

I do believe that the Democrats and the “Main Stream Media” are in store for the upset of their lives on Election Day. I think that conservatives will be motivated by the propaganda and will vote in even greater numbers.