It’s time to turn Iran in to a glass parking lot!

Let’s face it folks…. it’s just a matter of time before we are at war with Iran. A glass parking lot, shaped like Iran sounds like a solution that may save many American lives and spare us more anti American verbal diarrhea from our treasonous politicians and media air heads.

President Ahmadinejad’s letter to President Bush, widely interpreted as a peaceful overture, is in fact a declaration of war. The key sentence in the letter is the closing salutation. It is left untranslated and rendered as “Vasalam Ala Man Ataba’al hoda.” What this means is “Peace only unto those who follow the true path.”

It is a phrase with historical significance in Islam. According to Islamic tradition, in year six of the Hejira – the late 620s – the prophet Mohammad sent letters to the Byzantine emperor and the Sassanid emperor telling them to convert to the true faith of Islam or be conquered. The letters included the same phrase that President Ahmadinejad used to conclude his letter to President Bush. For Mohammad, the letters were a prelude to a Muslim offensive, a war launched for the purpose of imposing Islamic rule over infidels.

At this point I’m so frustrated with the mad mullahs that the glass parking lot solution is sounding pretty good. Hell… I’ll push the button if no one else is man enough!