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Oct 212014
 

Iraqi Kurds Create Musical Parody Mocking ISIS

Iraqi Kurds created a musical parody mocking ISIS.

It’s kind of catchy! “We Are ISIS, We Milk The Goat Even If It Is Male”

CNSNews.com

Iraqi Kurds recently released a musical parody mocking the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS).

The video aired on a Kurdish TV channel, according to The Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), which obtained and translated the parody.

The video features bearded men dressed as ISIS fighters playing air guitar on their rifles, pretend sword fighting, and playing with skulls.

“We are ISIS. We are ISIS. We milk the goat even if it is male,” is their refrain.

“We scare women and children,” they sing. “Our Caliph is bearded, and our brains are upside-down.”

The parody also contains verses lampooning ISIS’ medieval view of Islam as bringing “history to the present,” and its desire “for jihad and sex.”

 

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Oct 212014
 

Puppy-Sized Spider Found In The Rainforest

Why are they using puppy as a size reference?

Piotr Naskrecki was taking a nighttime walk in a rainforest in Guyana, when he heard rustling as if something were creeping underfoot. When he turned on his flashlight, he expected to see a small mammal, such as a possum or a rat.

“When I turned on the light, I couldn’t quite understand what I was seeing,” said Naskrecki, an entomologist and photographer at Harvard University’s Museum of Comparative Zoology.

A moment later, he realized he was looking not at a brown, furry mammal, but an enormous, puppy-size spider.

Known as the South American Goliath birdeater (Theraphosa blondi), the colossal arachnid is the world’s largest spider, according to Guinness World Records. Its leg span can reach up to a foot (30 centimeters), or about the size of “a child’s forearm,” with a body the size of “a large fist,” Naskrecki told Live Science. And the spider can weigh more than 6 oz. (170 grams) — about as much as a young puppy, the scientist wrote on his blog.

Some sources say the giant huntsman spider, which has a larger leg span, is bigger than the birdeater. But the huntsman is much more delicate than the hefty birdeater — comparing the two would be “like comparing a giraffe to an elephant,” Naskrecki said.

The birdeater’s enormous size is evident from the sounds it makes. “Its feet have hardened tips and claws that produce a very distinct, clicking sound, not unlike that of a horse’s hooves hitting the ground,” he wrote, but “not as loud.”

When Naskrecki approached the imposing creature in the rainforest, it would rub its hind legs against its abdomen. At first, the scientist thought the behavior was “cute,” he said, but then he realized the spider was sending out a cloud of hairs with microscopic barbs on them. When these hairs get in the eyes or other mucous membranes, they are “extremely painful and itchy,” and can stay there for days, he said.

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Oct 212014
 

With this handy tip, you’ll be able to draw a circle with ease.

Life hacker Dave Hax demonstrates a great trick to draw a nearly perfect round circle with just a piece of paper and a pen.

How to draw a perfect circle. Learn this simple technique to help you draw a near perfect circle freehand. Could be useful for drawing charts and diagrams, and sketches, or just use it to challenge your friends in a ‘who can draw the neatest freehand circle’ competition!

 

How to Draw a Perfect Circle Freehand

 

Oct 212014
 
Rubber Chicken Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “What is wrong with you?”

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, “This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she’ll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”

God replied, “An arm and a leg.”

Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”

The rest is history.

 

 

Oct 202014
 

How To Break Down A Door

How to break down a door

If you have watched enough movies, your next move is a no brainer….run at the door shoulder first, right? Wrong. This technique may be uber-manly, but it will probably dislocate your shoulder. It is better to employ a more forceful and well placed kick.

Check to see which way the door opens by checking the hinges. If the door opens towards you, kicking it down is going to be next to impossible. Kicking a door down is best employed on a door that swings away from you.

Kick to the side of where the lock is mounted (near the keyhole). This is typically the weakest part of the door.

Using a front kick, drive the heel of your foot into the door. Give the kick forward momentum and keep your balance by driving the heel of your standing foot into the ground. Don’t kick the lock itself; this could break your foot.

The wood should begin to splinter. Today most doors are made of soft wood and are hollow. They should give way fairly easily, especially since the lock’s deadlock bolt extends only an inch or less into the door frame. Older, completely solid doors will prove more resistant. Just keep on kicking until the door gives way and you can save the day.

Avoid jump kicks. While you may be tempted to employ this manly move, jumping diminishes your stability which causes you to lose power.

 

Oct 202014
 
Randy Orton RKO Outta Nowhere

Randy Orton RKO Outta Nowhere

WWE Pro Wrestler Randy Orton is digitally inserted into fail videos performing his signature ‘RKO’ finishing move.

Enjoy!

Randy Orton is everywhere at all times.

He was there that time you drank peppermint schnapps and went ice-skating. He dropped the hammer the first time you set foot on a skateboard.

What scientists won’t tell you is that “gravity” is just the invisible hands of Orton, always waiting at the ready to rock-shock-kaboom you into the Earth’s mantle with a signature “RKO” knockout.

Vine magician Steve Ozzie has gone to incredible lengths to visualize the WWE forces at play when people eat it, and now, thanks to YouTube user jp oshannassy, all his Orton-centric work can be viewed in one video.

This is Orton slithering and RKO-ing his way through some of the most painful and funny tumbles on the Internet.

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Oct 202014
 
Rubber Chicken Barack Hussein Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.”

“Which one?'” Obama asks nervously.

“It doesn’t matter,” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”