Jul 262014

Ah the Religion Of Peace!

The tomb of the Prophet Jonah was destroyed yesterday via remote detonation by the ISIS militant group currently attempting to take over Iraq. This is in fact the Jonah from the Islamic and Judeo-Christian account of ‘Jonah and the Whale.’

ISIS has vowed to destroy any elements they deem un-Islamic.

Jonah is considered a prophet of Islam and was said to be directly spoken about in a positive manner by the Prophet Muhammad.



Jul 262014

This video, from the cameras inside the bus, show it traveling down the road as a deer runs out in front of it. The deer then strikes the windshield, breaking the glass and landing inside the bus.

The bus had been travelling along a the 200 block of Goucher Street in the town of Johnston, in the eastern state of Pennsylvania, when the incident happened.

“I saw something come through the window and then I saw the deer was there,” driver John Porter told local TV station WJACTV.com

The deer panicked and jumped around the bus as it tried to get out.

It took about two minutes for the driver to coerce the deer towards the door at the front of the bus, where it made it escape back into the wild.


Jul 262014
Rubber Chicken What a Difference a Generation Makes…

1970s: Long Hair
2000s: Longing for hair

1970s: The perfect high
2000s: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1970s: Keg
2000s: EKG

1970s: Acid Rock
2000s: Acid Reflux

1970s: Moving to California because it’s cool
2000s: Moving to California because it’s warm

1970s: Growing pot
2000s: Growing pot belly

1970s: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents
2000s: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your children

1970s: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
2000s: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

1970s: Seeds and stems
2000s: Roughage

1970s: Our president’s struggle with Fidel
2000s: Our (former) president’s struggle with fidelity

1970s: Paar
2000s: AARP

1970s: Killer weed
2000s: Weed killer

1970s: Hoping for a BMW
2000s: Hoping for a BM

1970s: The Grateful Dead
2000s: Dr. Kevorkian

1970s: Getting out to a new, hip joint
2000s: Getting a new hip joint

1970s: Rolling Stones
2000s: Kidney stones

1970s: Being called into the principal’s office
2000s: Calling the principal’s office

1970s: Screw the system!
2000s: Upgrade the system

1970s: Peace sign
2000s: Mercedes logo

1970s: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2000s: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1970s: Passing the driver’s test
2000s: Passing the vision test

1970s: Whatever
2000s: Depends



Jul 252014

Acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol™, is one of the most popular pain relievers in the world, selling more than 27 billion doses in 2009 alone. It can reduce fevers, eliminate aches and pains and relieve cough and cold symptoms. But how does it work? The truth is, no one knows exactly. This week, Reactions examines the theories about the popular pill.


Jul 252014
You are an adventurer and come across two caves: one on the left and one on the right. One of the caves has treasures; the other, most certain doom. You see an imp passing by and ask which cave has the treasure. The imp said, “Two caves you came across. Many have failed to pick the right one. It contains treasure of many kinds. What is left, to tell, is the other cave, with terror and death lurking around.”

Which one should you pick?



Jul 252014
Rubber Chicken A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he decided he couldn’t tell his prim and proper wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.

A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.

She said, “Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he’s only tried it twice. The first time he fell off, and the second time he got so sore he could hardly walk.”