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Nov 232014
 

Here is a great trick that shows you how to cut a string or rope if you haven’t got a knife or a pair of scissors.

Enjoy!

Rope and string is always good to have on hand for an emergency. But what if you have to cut the string or rope shorter, but have no knife or scissors. Well there is nothing to worry about. Life hacker Dave Hax has come forward with this quick trick to cut a rope shorter by using… more rope! Ingenious!

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How To Cut Rope In An Emergency

 

Nov 232014
 
Rubber Chicken Michelle Obama is touring a hospital and wants to go into the “Special Cases” ward. The head doctor looks a little nervous, but agrees and takes her into the ward.

Inside the first room they come to, she spies a man on a bed, red-faced and puffing loudly as he masturbates at a furious pace.

Shocked, the First Lady scowls at the doctor and says, “Good Lord! Just what kind of hospital are you running here, Doctor?!”

The doctor hastens to calm her by saying, “No, no, Madame First Lady, you have it all wrong; remember, this is a ward for special cases. This particular gentleman has a very serious condition wherein his testicles produce 5 pints of sperm a day. Sadly, he has to do this all day every day until we find a cure. Quite tragic, really.”

Assuaged but not humored, the First Lady suggests they move on to the next room where she spies another man having a threesome with two gorgeous nurses.

“Disgusting!” she cries and then demands, “Alright, what kind of condition does this guy have that he needs two nurses riding him?”

“He has the same condition as the first man,” the doctor replied, “but this gentleman has a better health plan. The first gentleman is covered under the Affordable Care Act”

 

 

Nov 222014
 

We’ve all seen those heartwarming videos of dogs welcoming home soldiers. For some reason, we do not often see these same videos with cats. Well, here’s a funny compilation, created by Kate Sidley , of cats doing it.

One more reason to be a dog person!

Parody of “Dogs Welcoming Home Soldiers”

HUMAN CAST:
Sarah Bartley
Kelsey Bailey
Rachel Chapman
Julien Darmoni
Brian Hines
Kevin Hines
Jocelyne Jo Roueiheb
Kate Vatter

FELINE CAST:
Gus
Lovey
Dobby
Penny
Lucy
Parker
Mindy Tailing
Lady Tom Hanks
Billie Jean

SPECIAL THANKS:
Lauren Santiago
Karen Iorio
Jill Grant
Jeffrey William Schaefer
Gavin the dog

EDITED BY:
Kate Sidley and Joe Leonardo

DIRECTED BY:
Kate Sidley

MUSIC:
“The Creek” by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena via YouTube Audio Library

 

Cats Welcoming Home Soldiers

 

Nov 222014
 
Rubber Chicken On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains for some sightseeing. He was cruising along a campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless scrawny disheveled Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, and a “Save the Whales” T-shirt, was struggling frantically, thrashing around and trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10-foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear’s head, dropping it instantly. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear, then threw it onto the bed of their (American made!) pickup truck while the other carefully placed the injured Democrat in the back seat, and gave him some much-needed water.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions!” he told them. “I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but I’ve now seen with my own eyes that is not true!”

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, “Who was that guy?”

“It was the Pope, you idiot!” another replied. “He’s in direct contact with God and has access to all God’s wisdom.”

“Well,” the logger said, “he may have access to all God’s wisdom, but he sure doesn’t know anything about bear hunting. On that note, is the bait holding up OK or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?”

 

 

Nov 212014
 

A clip from “Jailed Polar Bear”, on First Science TV, discusses the unique bond between Brian Ladoon’s dogs and a group of bears. Brian breeds sled dogs and discovered the polar bears were more interested in playing than displaying aggression.

Enjoy!

In 1992 a wildlife photographer Norbert Rosing, who did work for National Geographic and other magazines, was visiting Churchill, Manitoba in Canada and went to see a sled dog kennel owned by breeder Brian Ladoon.

While visiting, a large male polar bear appeared out of nowhere and approached one of the dogs. The dog stayed put and wagged its tail, and the bear and dog began gently touching each others noses and began to play. The two men were shocked. Rosing took out his camera and captured the encounter.

A second polar bear then also appeared and also joined in the play with the dog. For the next week the bears came back and played with the dogs. Then they vanished. Rosing thought that the encounter demonstrated very unusual behavior, given that dogs and bears are natural enemies. It was a one in a million encounter to witness.

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Polar Bears And Dogs Playing