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Apr 192014
 

You have been doing it all wrong!

CrazyRussianHacker has a tip for taking off your t-shirt very quickly using only one hand. Just tuck your elbow in, grab the underside of the sleeve with the opposite hand and yank it up over your head.

If you want to impress your lady, come home and take off your shirt the super-fast way, with one hand.

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Apr 192014
 
Rubber Chicken A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office.

The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled.

I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry.

Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”

“You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. Now, show me which tooth it is.”

The husband turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”

 

 

Apr 182014
 

Enjoy!

Here is a short video that I thought would be appropriate for Easter weekend.

A few tips to make sure that this works right: Pulling the sleeve hard after it has been wound up is the most important part. It should unwind so fast it sounds like a humming-bird. Rather than using a sleeve, some people have had success with the leg from a pair of tights. That may even be easier. You can hold the eggs up to a flashlight before boiling to check if they have been properly scrambled. A scrambled egg will let no light through or at most a very small amount of red light, a normal egg will be much brighter and have a yellow tint. Be sure that the strings or rubber bands are tightly on the sleeve or the egg will be out of balance and be impossible to spin fast enough for it to work properly. Also, the eggs are weakened by doing this and sometimes tend to pop if cooked in water at a full boil. To cook properly, place in water on the stove and heat until it’s hot enough that bubbles start forming on the shells, but not at a full boil, then turn off the burner and let the eggs sit in the pot for 15 minutes. When the time’s up dump the eggs in cold water to cool them quickly so they don’t overcook.

 

Apr 182014
 
Rubber Chicken At the 2014 World Women’s Conference the first speaker from England stood up:
“At last years’ conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb.”

The crowd cheered.

The second speaker from America stood up:
“After last years’ conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well.”

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker from Australia stood up:
“After last years’ conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye.”

 

 

Apr 172014
 
A Selfie Of Boobs

 
A selfie of two boobs.

A Selfie Of Boobs

The newest craze is taking a selfie of boobs.

Joe Biden, the Vice President of the United States, decided to enter the selfie game with a bang: he took a selfie with none other than the President himself, Barack Obama. Not bad for a beginner, huh?

The caption of the selfie photo, taken in the back of a car and posted on Instagram, reads “Found a friend to join my first selfie on Instagram. Thanks for following and stay tuned. –VP”

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Previously:
Taking Selfies Is A Mental Disorder

 

Apr 172014
 

Science and religion are one of the oldest rivalries on the planet, but that might not be the case. More and more theologians and philosophers are coming forward to explain that the Big Bang and the Bible don’t have to contradict one another.

Now, popular education channel Minute Physics has just debuted this new video to help ease the complexity of the confusing subject matter.

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