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Jul 072015
 

Classic Comedy bit where Don Knotts, as Barney Fife, demonstrates his masterful memorization of the Preamble of the US Constitution.

Enjoy!

If you’re looking for the Andy Griffith episode, it was Episode #103, fourth season, titled “Opie’s Ill-Gotten Gain” (Original Air Date 11/18/1963).

Barney Fife - The Preamble To The Constitution

 

Jul 072015
 

Sit back, relax and enjoy!

What’s cuter than a bunch of puppies? How about ten?! The Freer Family, which is already a giant human family of 13, are the lucky owners of ten adorable brand new labrador puppies. The cute little guys have just grown old enough to start eating solid foods, so with the help of mama, they all enjoy their first solid meal in this video. Awww.

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Labrador Puppies Eating For The First Time

 

Jul 062015
 

Rhett and Link tackle the controversial topic of whether to put the toilet paper roll “over” or “under” in a recent episode of their show Good Mythical Morning. Link argues passionately why he is an “over-er,” but also has to make the opposing argument for “under-ers” because Rhett has no strong feelings about toilet paper orientation.

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Jul 062015
 

This chart shows how aperture, shutter speed, and ISO affect your photos.

Photo Cheat Card for Photographers

Learning even just the basics of photography takes a bit of work and one of the more complex ideas is the relationship between ISO, aperture, and shutter speed. German photography blog Photoblog Hamburg has a graphic explaining how it works.

The graphic does a reasonable job at explaining how the amount of light you let it affects a photo, how certain settings can increase noise, and how focus changes. The top section represents aperture, the middle shutter speed, and the bottom ISO. It’s not a perfect representation of exactly what you’ll get, but it’s a nice visualization that helps you understand the basics.

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Free download: Photo Cheat Card for Photographers

Jul 062015
 
Rubber Chicken A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.

From the inside they head a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners come in. Come in my humble shop.” so the married couple walked in.

The Pakistani man said to them, “I have some special sandals I think you’d be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel”

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex hero he was.

The husband said, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?”

The Pakistani man replied, “Why don’t you see for yourself?”

Well, the husband after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on.

As soon as he slipped then onto this feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in years… raw sexual power.

In a blink of an eye the husband rushed of to the Pakistani man threw him on the table and started tearing at the guy’s pants.

All the time the Pakistani man was screaming, “YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET”

 

 

Jul 052015
 
Rubber Chicken Three hefty women walk into a restaurant, and sit down at a table. The server comes to take their drink orders. When they’re done ordering he says, “What interesting accents! Are you broads from Scotland?”

One woman looks at him with surprise and disgust and says, “WALES!”

The bartender says, “Okay, fine. Are you whales from Scotland?”