|Three eyes I have, all in a row; when the red one opens, all freeze.
What am I?
A traffic light
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems.” The others agreed.
Then one said, “Since we are all professionals, why don’t we take some time right now to hear each other out?”
The other three agreed.
The first then confessed, “I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients.”
The second psychiatrist said, “I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want.”
The third followed with, “I’m involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me.”
The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, “I know I’m not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can’t keep a secret…”
Happy Easter and Enjoy!
This is the world video premiere of Kelley Mooney’s approved spiritual lyrical adaptation of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah”. She was accompanied by the Chorale Voce dell’ Anima led by Monette Gould on June 1, 2010, at the Monument Lefebvre in Memramcook, New Brunswick, Canada.
Kelley was invited by Monette to be a special guest performer at Chorale Voce dell’ Anima annual concert. She performed three songs, one of which was “Hallelujah”.
Thanks to Léandre Bourgeois for the awesome soundtrack that was synched to my video. Sounds so much better than the original sound from my camera!
Piano: Brigitte Lavoie
Double Bass: Monica Lang
Violin: Marie-Andrée Gaudet
Percussions: Joey Roy
If you hate peeps, you’ll love this!
Sugary snacks have been an Easter tradition ever since a human-sized rabbit crawled out of a cave and laid a giant pink chocolate egg, or something like that, and one of the most iconic Easter snacks are Peeps- those marshmallow birdies and bunnies that look cute and taste like a giant pile of sugary fluff.
Peeps are very colorful, and therefore fun to watch meet a fiery end, whether blowing up in a microwave or expanding to epic proportions in a vacuum chamber, but this year Peeps are meeting their end in a hot new way- death by red hot ball of nickel.
If you can’t eat them, turn them into a giant molten pile of goo!
Pen spinners Ian Jenson and 吳宗諺 (PPM) perform some epic pen spinning, complete with a few great slow motion moments that really showcase their talent.
Pen spinners: Ian Jenson and 吳宗諺 (PPM)
You have been doing it all wrong!
CrazyRussianHacker has a tip for taking off your t-shirt very quickly using only one hand. Just tuck your elbow in, grab the underside of the sleeve with the opposite hand and yank it up over your head.
If you want to impress your lady, come home and take off your shirt the super-fast way, with one hand.
|A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office.
The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled.
I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry.
Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
“You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. Now, show me which tooth it is.”
The husband turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”