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Nov 242014
 

This wrong on every level but it may be the best Christmas commercial ever made.

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CREDITS:
Production Company: World War Seven
Executive Producer: Josh Ferrazzano
Producer: Mike Begovich
Directors: Pete Marquis & Jamie T. McCelland (Pete & Jamie)
Concept: Joel Ackerman and Hector Batiz
Writers: Pete Marquis & Jamie T. McCelland (Pete & Jamie)
Copywriter: Joel Ackerman
Director of Photography: Kevin Phillips
Production Designer: Russell Jaeger
Wardrobe Stylst: Karla Cavalli & Harmoni Everett
Hair & Make-up Artist: Colleen Hogan
Editor: Karen Kourtessis (Beast)
Sound Design: Chirs Stangroom (Hobo Audio)
Colorist: Robert Crosby (Neptune Post)
Santa: Mike Faella
Sister #1: Isabella Blake Thomas
Sister #2: Ava Devoe
Sister #3: Haylie Di Fronzo
Lady on Santa’s Lap: Bethany Woodruff

 

Even Santa Poops

 

Nov 242014
 

A scientific look at how female Turkeys choose their mates.

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With its fanned plumage and bold strut, a male wild turkey’s display conjures images of Americana and festive feasts. But this grandstanding isn’t intended for human eyes – it’s for female turkeys who actually use it to discern a male’s genetic prowess. How exactly she parses his performance to pick her suitor can be a fairly complex enterprise but thanks to the research of Dr. Richard Buchholz of the University of Mississippi, we have some clues as to what a female turkey finds “hot” in a male.

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Hot for Turkey

 

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Nov 242014
 
Rubber Chicken A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’

‘There’s something wrong with my pecker’, he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.’

‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’

The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes?’

‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

 

 

Nov 232014
 

Here is a great trick that shows you how to cut a string or rope if you haven’t got a knife or a pair of scissors.

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Rope and string is always good to have on hand for an emergency. But what if you have to cut the string or rope shorter, but have no knife or scissors. Well there is nothing to worry about. Life hacker Dave Hax has come forward with this quick trick to cut a rope shorter by using… more rope! Ingenious!

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How To Cut Rope In An Emergency

 

Nov 232014
 
Rubber Chicken Michelle Obama is touring a hospital and wants to go into the “Special Cases” ward. The head doctor looks a little nervous, but agrees and takes her into the ward.

Inside the first room they come to, she spies a man on a bed, red-faced and puffing loudly as he masturbates at a furious pace.

Shocked, the First Lady scowls at the doctor and says, “Good Lord! Just what kind of hospital are you running here, Doctor?!”

The doctor hastens to calm her by saying, “No, no, Madame First Lady, you have it all wrong; remember, this is a ward for special cases. This particular gentleman has a very serious condition wherein his testicles produce 5 pints of sperm a day. Sadly, he has to do this all day every day until we find a cure. Quite tragic, really.”

Assuaged but not humored, the First Lady suggests they move on to the next room where she spies another man having a threesome with two gorgeous nurses.

“Disgusting!” she cries and then demands, “Alright, what kind of condition does this guy have that he needs two nurses riding him?”

“He has the same condition as the first man,” the doctor replied, “but this gentleman has a better health plan. The first gentleman is covered under the Affordable Care Act”