Apr 192018
 
Ten Dog Rules

Ten Dog Rules
  1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
  2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
  3. Okay, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
  4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
  5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
  6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
  7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
  8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only!
  9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
  10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

 

 

 

 

Apr 192018
 
In a certain library, no two books contain the same number of words, and the total number of books is greater than number of words in the largest book.

How many words does one of the books contain, and what is the book about?

Brain Teaser Of The Day: The Strange Library

 

Apr 192018
 
Joke Of The Day: Careful What You Wish For Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.

The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,”I wish the ocean was a sea of beer.” And it happened.

A little while later the other one shouted,”Great, now we have to pee in the boat!”

 

 

 

 

Apr 182018
 

A thousand years from now, school children will study this tweet.

The Tweet That Began The Process Leading To Unification Of The Korean Peninsula

Historical context: This tweet began a process leading to unification on the Korean Peninsula.

And we were told that this tweet would lead to WWIII!!

The tweet that will be in history books for kids to learn what resolved the NK-SK conflict…

Along with this one of course:



North and South Korea reportedly set to announce official end to war

CNN: “We’re gonna need a bigger porn-star…”

CNN: “Kim Jong Un sister is stealing the show at the Kim/Pompeo meeting”

CNN: How Pompeo’s meeting with Kim Jong Un is bad for Women and Minorities

CNN: HERE’S HOW PEACEFUL NEGOTIATIONS ARE WORSE THAN NUCLEAR WAR

CNN: WHY KOREANS NO LONGER STARVING IS BAD FOR KOREANS

CNN: A PEACEFUL KOREAN PENINSULA IS CODE FOR WHITE SUPREMACY

CNN: HERE’S WHY POMPEO’S MEETING WITH KIM JONG UN IS NOT A BIG DEAL

Perspective: Trump Ends The 68 Year Korean War In Less Than 2 Years

Question: How does this help the Russians? The Left and Never-Trumpers will never ever get it, his actions in both Syria and North Korea are so wildly anti-Russia… yet he’s Putin’s puppet?

Nobel Peace Prize for President Trump!

 

 
h/t Reddit

Apr 182018
 
Joke Of The Day: Buying Men's Toiletries Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore looking at the men’s toiletries. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.

“I’m looking for some deodorant for my new husband Jon, but I don’t know what type he uses.”

The clerk says, “Is it the ball type?”

“No,” says Judi, it’s for his underarms.”