A step-by-step guide on how to survive being lost at sea.
You set sail for a relaxing summer vacation, when disaster strikes and you are the sole shipwreck survivor.
Joe Bereta shows you how to Survive being Lost At Sea:
Befriend a tiger or a volleyball, keep your cell phone, and Do Not Drink The Water!
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When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don’t do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
When I do it without being told, I’m trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, that’s brown-nosing.
When my boss pleases his boss, that’s co-operating.
When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.
Venere compiles 50 mythological creatures from all over the world, by the region and their country of origin.
Stories. We have been telling them since the dawn of mankind, fueled by the instinct to imagine and create. They are the lifeblood of every culture; they unite communities, establish traditions, and strengthen identities. Often, these stories run rampant with mythical beasts that terrify, devour, rescue, and bewilder. What are the origins of these fanciful tales? Creation myths, true sightings, political propaganda, bedtime musings, nightmares, daydreams, and ancient media are just a hint of the possible sparks. Believe or not, they can offer captivating insight into the places that we love traveling to.
It kills your enemies… then slowly kills you.
When facing down the enemy you want the biggest gun available. A portable nuclear firing weapon would be the end of the opposition on the other end of the battlefield.
Well, the M65 recoilless nuclear rifle was tested by the U.S. military and received the nickname “the Davy Crockett,” due to its knock-down power. It was essentially a portable nuclear warhead but the weapon was found to have one major flaw. The nuclear fallout from the weapon didn’t out-distance the three miles it could fire.
Soldiers who fired the weapon were irradiated by their own weapon, especially if the wind was blowing back their direction.
The M65 recoilless nuclear rifle was never fielded on the battlefield, for obvious reasons. It is an interesting, and dangerous, failed experiment in military history.
A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.
A passer-by remarked, “That guy must have been a very avid fisherman.”
“Oh, he still is,” remarked one of the mourners. As a matter of fact, he’s headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife.”
Justin Chapple has a handy tip for making fresh, flavorful tomato sauce that you don’t even have to cook! Weeknight dinners just got a whole lot easier.
I don’t know a single person that doesn’t like pasta. I mean, how can anybody not love a warm bowl of al dente pasta with a fragrant, herby tomato sauce? But when most people make their tomato-based pasta sauce, they tend to reach for the canned variety. Why? Because it’s convenient and most people think that making a fresh homemade tomato sauce is just way too complicated. Apparently, it’s a lot simpler than they think. Thanks to Food & Wine’s Justin Chapple, we now know the amazing trick to easily making your own fresh tomato sauce made from simple, pure ingredients.
|A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge outside San Antonio one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, “Please don’t jump! Think of your dear mother and father!”
“Mom and Dad are both dead,” he said sadly, then turned back toward his doom. “I’m going to jump!”
“Wait!” she said. “Think of your wife and children!”
“My wife left me,” he replied, “and I don’t have any kids.”
“Well, then,” she said, grasping at straws, “think of the Alamo!”
He replied, “What’s the Alamo?”
“Well bless your heart,” she said. “Just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee!”
Tips on how to grow garlic and get the best results from your own organic garden.
When to Plant: Plant in fall, about 6 weeks before hard frost. Set large, firm individual cloves point up in well-prepared soil, burying cloves an inch or two below ground level in mild zones, and at twice that depth in cold-winter areas.
Watering: Keep area weeded and watered.
Soil: Organic rich, well drained.
Days to Harvest: Depending on weather conditions, autumn-planted garlic should be ready to harvest about 9 to 10 months later, in July.
How to Harvest: Always dig your garlic, never try and pull it. You may have planted a small clove, but the bulb is now several inches deep with a strong root system.
|See if you can figure out three words that are homophones of each other in each of the five problems below.
1. Worthless – flat piece moving with the air – blood vessel
1. Vain – vane – vein
2. Way – weigh – whey
3. Poor – pore – pour
4. Toad – toed – towed
5. Wail – wale – whale